Parenting

As a young parent I have learned so much... How something so small that hurt so bad and caused me lots of pain, could make me smile so much!
How hearing a three year old respond to you with "OK mommy jeezzzz...." can really make you laugh.
And watching your three year old daughter squeeze her way into her two month old little brothers clothes, can be a real test of one's skills. (thank god for sewing machines and imaginations!) I know your probably curious on what I'm talking about so I'll tell you the story....
Last night My daughter tried to squeeze into her little brothers monkey sleeper.... when she realized it was too small and she was too big... I had to use my imagination and make do.
So I noticed my long tan sweater sitting across the room.... pulled out my sewing scissors and my machine..... and now I have two little monkey's. However its been 24 hours and prying this thing off of her will be my next task.

Random but Important!

Life is what you make it to be.
Make it important!
Because life is too short,
to fool around!
Work hard,
Play hard,
and laugh!
Make others laugh.
Don't be shy,
or the moment will pass you by.
Say what you mean,
And mean what you feel.
For they are your feelings,
and yes they are real!

Funny!!!!

( I read this somewhere and laughed my ass off so I figured I'd share a smile!)

The American Dental Association says that semen cuts tarter and plaque by 77%.
So go get that 77% suck a dick and save a smile!

(lol that's really funny! Now when I see someone with white white teeth its going to make me wonder!)

Too Quick To Judge

The guy in the sky,
has no disguise.
You pass him everyday,
He has no specific shape or size.
So don't be quick to judge,
And don't be lenient on,
Who you hug....
For you never know,
Which stranger will lead you,
To the place you were meant to go.
The wise ones always said,
You reap what you sow.
So remember this the next time,
You think something bad,
About someone you don't know!