The Word Of The Day Is Foreplay!

Foreplay is the cat and mouse dance of romance. Without foreplay its just sex. And I'm not complaining at all.. I ♥ SEX! But there is nothing more sensual then your lovers touch. After all it only takes a spark to light a fire! And its nice to mix things up a bit too.

no more grannie panties!!!!

this one is for the ladies out there (you know who you are!) if you wear or own Grannie panties it is time for an upgrade... low rise bikini... sexy yet still comfortable! hi cut Grannie panties do nothing to make you feel or look sexy. so I'm doing you the favor of being honest. you should never hide behind your panties! its nice to switch it up too. go commando feel the breeze and live a little. like i have said before what we wear is a part of who we are and all Grannie panties are is a way to hide in the comfortable nook. don't rely on that nook. be comfortable with yourself! love yourself, and whats wrong with feeling sexy its very liberating!

love is like a rose bush

everything in life happens for a reason. including relationships. I've learned that to live a life without love is no life at all. real true love is everlasting and yes we have all had our problems but true love is unshakable. meaning you get past all of those blips on the radar. and your relationship grows. kind of like a rose bush you plant it let it grow, and when the flowers die you clip it, and it keeps growing back bigger, prettier and stronger. the longer you care for it the longer it's beauty lasts. we all have to clip our dead flowers in order to make room for new ones. its when we try to hold on to those dead flowers that our branches die.

random thought.....

one thing i hate more then anything else in the world is...... when people tell me how to raise my daughter! i understand most people who feel the need to throw their input out there have raised kids before, but its my turn now so please back off!!!! i have my own way of doing things that work for me. so id appreciate it if you'd give me room let me breathe and keep your thoughts to yourself! thanks a million.

kitty vibrator.....

my cat (moosie pie) is not fixed and is in heat all of the time. she is a lap whore who needs attention 24 hours a day. I'm tired of her jumping on my lap and backing her butt up on my legs. kitty goo is no fun....so I propose the kitty vibrator a toy for her pleasure whenever she wants it. (since my male cat wont touch her) something small that vibrates on a motion sensored stand that she can do all by herself simply by backing up un IT instead of ME! i know it sounds weird but so what. the kitty vibrator is an awesome idea.

cookie detox for grandparents

it seems like when you decide to have kids and they start getting teeth, everybody and their mother tries to give your baby junk food! especially cookies. so I've come up with a brilliant idea that someone should start. they need to make a program for grandparents called cookie detox. they have detox programs for everything else like, booze, drugs...... so why not cookie detox. it only makes sense.