kitty vibrator.....

my cat (moosie pie) is not fixed and is in heat all of the time. she is a lap whore who needs attention 24 hours a day. I'm tired of her jumping on my lap and backing her butt up on my legs. kitty goo is no fun....so I propose the kitty vibrator a toy for her pleasure whenever she wants it. (since my male cat wont touch her) something small that vibrates on a motion sensored stand that she can do all by herself simply by backing up un IT instead of ME! i know it sounds weird but so what. the kitty vibrator is an awesome idea.