The Thong!

There should be a rule for women who wear thongs.
I understand wearing thongs with dresses, skirts, and even sometimes jeans. But with cotton, spandex and sweat pants the thong should be outlawed.
I say this because when you wear a thong with cotton, spandex, or sweats your pants go into your butt crack causing you to have the hungry butt syndrome! and when it looks like your butt is hungry the thong is no longer a good thing!
(when I say your butt looks hungry, I mean your butt is literally eating your pants!)
I see hungry butts everywhere I go and honestly it is an eye sore. It really hurts my eyes!!!!
I'm really conscious of what panties I wear with certain outfits.
I just think women should be more aware of their hungry butts!

Stop and think

People use terms all of the time, that really make some stop dead in their tracks to think. Like the term....... "Tickled pink" Is it me or does that just sound wrong?

Who came up with terms such as these? And what were they truly thinking?

I know people use the term "Tickled pink" to express extreme happiness, but you'd be happy too if somebody tickled you pink! Right?